(( okay for the sake of my own sanity ))
(( going to take a different approach to questions re: canonity and questions regarding plot details in NV
long whiny post ahead
laceyandbettythecouriers-deacti asked: *gets excited.* I think i understand! You didnt want me to steal it right?! But only I didnt wanna steal it. I wanted to give it to Mister house! He is my daddy you know
-quietly, to self- Yikes.
Alright, look, sweetheart, I think you should leave now. Point is you just got caught with your pants down at the wrong time. House didn’t deserve it. Neither did you. So trust me it would be best if you just dropped it and went home.
amythecourier-deactivated201211 asked: Alright can we make a deal? Lets not talk about that night we had and I don't tell everyone what you've done to put me in the grave. Ok? *whispers*
I don’t see why you think I’d feel exceptionally inclined to talk about a night that clearly meant more to you than it did to me, but hey, I ain’t about to argue, sweet tart.
Have fun swinging from your next tree. For your sake I hope it ain’t one of the Omerta mooks. They’re so diseased I’m surprised they haven’t all turned to Ghouls.
laceyandbettythecouriers-deacti asked: *nods no* I'm sorry... i dont understand. Doc Mitch said I wouldn't remember very much. Um can you say it easier please?
-Benny holds the bridge of his nose.-
Okay. Sweetheart. Read my lips and I’ll try to go as slow as I can.
The chip is very valuable. In a whole number of ways.
A lot of people would want to get their grubby mitts on it.
I want as few cats lusting after it as I can muster. You seemed expendable. So I thought I’d cut that string.
Obviously I didn’t use sharp enough scissors.
suck-on-these-fourty-fours-deac asked: Been hearing some rumors about you, shugs'. You a bad boy, huh?
For you, baby, I can be a real bad boy. Just gimme half a chance and I can be as bad as you want. -Benny winks.-
laceyandbettythecouriers-deacti asked: *Squirms a bit in arms* I- I'm sorry mister Benny. But... it was just a chip. You can buy lots. You do own the Tops right?
-Benny sighs.-
Yeah, but this one was very special, baby…Pure platinum, y’know? Can you imagine how many people a chip of solid platinum could bring in? Stuff’s real pricey and I could get a ton of cats comin’ in to try and look at it and try and buy it too.
It’s just somethin’ I’ve had my eye on for a long while. I don’t like loose ends, get what I’m saying?
laceyandbettythecouriers-deacti asked: M-mister Benny? Did you reall mean to shoot me in the head? I didnt do nothing to you. *frowns slightly* Did i make you angry?
Don’t know what you’re talking about, toots! Ha ha…Let’s just stroll on over to the bar for a drink, shall we?
-Benny wraps his arm around your shoulder and leads you somewhat forcibly to the bar. On the way there, he leans in close and whispers angrily to you.-
Now look, sugartits, it wasn’t personal. You just got dealt a shitty hand. But don’t EVER ask me that kinda thing in public here at the Tops, dig? I got a reputation to uphold and loose lips sink ships in these parts. And I got a lot of ships to keep running.
askyesman started following you
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Hey! HEY! What the HELL do you think you’re doing you friggin’ rustbucket? I can’t have you out in public where the big cheese can see you from his ivory tower! Get the hell back in the room!
Sure! If you want me to! I don’t see how that WOULD help though! He already knows I am here! Mr. House just has a very hard time trying to catch me! And he thinks I am working with some of the Couriers! But I’ll go! If you want me to!Fine whatever just GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, CAT.
robertedwinhouse liked your post: askyesman started following you !!! Hey! HEY!…
…THAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
Hey, Yes Man, how ‘bout you stay riiiiiiiiiight here. Hell, give Benny a GREAT BIG HUG too.
Okay! Sure thing! I’ll just go now! But first..
I guess I will see you around!
YES MAN BABY I THINK YOU BROKE MY BACK
RING A DING THIS SMARTS
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Hey! HEY! What the HELL do you think you’re doing you friggin’ rustbucket? I can’t have you out in public where the big cheese can see you from his ivory tower! Get the hell back in the room!
Sure! If you want me to! I don’t see how that WOULD help though! He already knows I am here! Mr. House just has a very hard time trying to catch me! And he thinks I am working with some of the Couriers! But I’ll go! If you want me to!
Fine whatever just GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, CAT.
robertedwinhouse liked your post: askyesman started following you !!! Hey! HEY!…
…THAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
ask-a-mal replied to your post: FfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
HOWTHEFUCKAREYOUALIVE—Heh. Can’t keep the Ben-man down that easily, toots. Nothing stitches up a wound better’n a pile of caps.
COME HERE BENNY-BABY I GOT SOME LEFTOVER WORK TO FINISH.
Enjoy the Strip.
